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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 04:12

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No way

How do flat Earthers explain the existence of other spherical planets?

Minds and Behinds

Thumbs down again.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

‘Black Swan Event’ Could Trigger 25% Drop in Alphabet Stock, Warns Barclays - TipRanks

share office space ...

Everyone loved it.

Jared Isaacman’s Plans For NASA - NASA Watch

Unacceptable again!

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Just Forget it!

Vikingo closes historic Worlds Collide with impressive win over Chad Gable - Cageside Seats

No, not a chance

So they tried

Nuts and Butts

Why do almost all the girls on Quora look beautiful?

No go.

Loons and Moons

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

The ‘revenge tax’ buried deep in the budget bill could turn a trade war into a ‘capital war,’ analyst says - AOL.com

Hysterias & Posteriors

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Catatonics & High Colonics

That whole wheat bread you've been eating is often a trap - it's not what you think it is - Earth.com

So, the docs changed it to read

Next, they tried...

Then came..

‘This is a tragedy:’ UW doctor pushes back against RFK Jr.’s COVID vaccine recommendations - MyNorthwest.com

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Another attempt resulted in ...

Still no good

Do you consider yourself pretty?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Still no good.

Why is it easy to make money in the USA?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...