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12.06.2025 04:12

Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No way
How do flat Earthers explain the existence of other spherical planets?
Minds and Behinds
Thumbs down again.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
‘Black Swan Event’ Could Trigger 25% Drop in Alphabet Stock, Warns Barclays - TipRanks
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Everyone loved it.
Jared Isaacman’s Plans For NASA - NASA Watch
Unacceptable again!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Just Forget it!
Vikingo closes historic Worlds Collide with impressive win over Chad Gable - Cageside Seats
No, not a chance
So they tried
Nuts and Butts
Why do almost all the girls on Quora look beautiful?
No go.
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Hysterias & Posteriors
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
So, the docs changed it to read
Next, they tried...
Then came..
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good
Do you consider yourself pretty?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good.
Why is it easy to make money in the USA?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...